Monday, March 30, 2009



no drinks. all day. zero. nil. none.

on purpose.

i had spoke to jamie about my 'problem' and asked her how long she wanted me to live...

so i drank water and watched three documentaries with her.

- i drank nothing

- did not black out

- woke up happy, sober and with no hangover.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

bunk space

jamie and i went to yusef and kevin's show last night and it was pretty rad. then we drank way too much wine. this led to me driving and getting us LOST somehow. good thing iPhones have gps these days...

- unknown amount of wine
- some amount of vodka/oj

-blacked out

- woke up feeling like hell and making jamie take some gd vitamins so we don't get sick!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Kris turned 27!!!

We all went out to Brewhouse for Kris' bday and got smashed. Afterward, we came back to our apt and then continued the shenanigans. This is where Kris decided to get on Minda's shoulders and fell off, splitting his head open. I ran and broke my toe. It is now purple.

We are so awesome, right?

Happy birthday, Keestang.

- unknown amount of beer
- unknown amount of vodka/oj

- flashes of recognition

- woke up and pushed jamie around

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

100th BLOG POST!

so i made it to 100! how about that... someone want to pay me to drink and update? no. does anyone want to buy me a drink for this? maybe. am i going to continue drinking and updating? yes.

3 questions. a no. a maybe. a yes.

so yesterday, jamie and i went to devou park and spread out on a blanket in the sun. it was very enjoyable, due to the fact we took a ton of vodka/oj. oh, and the fact that i love her. ha. we spent the rest of the evening with kris and kat and crashed a bit early.

- unknown amount of vodka/oj
- 1 beer

- did not blackout

- woke up tangled in our blankets

Monday, March 23, 2009

sunny days in the parks

wow. i really need to get back on the wagon for this blog...

yesterday, we went up to stephen and claudia's with minda, evey and jacob. then we drank wine. a lot of wine. stephen and i did double shots of vodka at one point. all before 5pm. later, jamie had jesse and linda over. where we drank. more wine.

- unknown amount of wine
- double shot of vodka
- some amount of beer

- did not blackout

- woke up in sunshine w/jamie and the cat

Friday, March 20, 2009

it has been almost a week...

since my last post, and a bit has changed. yes, i have been drinking. but now with a girlfriend. ha. for some reason, she doesn't notice that she has been drinking everyday. but wait... that's the same thing kris said when we moved in together.

silly ppl.

- 4 glasses of wine
- unknown amount of vodka/oj

- did not blackout

- woke up w/jamie stealing all of the blankets. typical.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

i have no idea what to write:

fun food at jamies. drunk before i even ate. made caterpillars with tofu dogs. drank more.ended up at grammars. drank more? yes. jacob brought out a pinata and thye filled it with popcorn. we smashed the fuck out of it. went back to jamies. drank more. until 6am.

jamie: 'watch this guys. he's really strong.'

- unknown amount of wine
- unknown amount of PBR
- shots with jeremy
- who knows wtf else

- flashes of recognition

- no sleep. at all. zero again.

Friday, March 13, 2009

a tired day:

watched a lot of football. drank 2 liters of vodka/oj by 3pm. passed the fuck out. woke up at 5pm. watched more football with kris.

Man U for UEFA Champ + FA CUP!

- 2 liters of vodka/oj
- unknown amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- woke up and turned FSC back on. thrilling. ha.

Thursday, March 12, 2009


went to jamies. drew a mountain with a castle on it. and a scuba diving cat. this drawing pretty much sums up what a jokebox last night was.

- unknown amount of wine
- 4 PBRs

- did not blackout

- sleep? if you want to count me going to bed at 8am this morning here.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

70deg/parks all day long/mean face

jamie and i spent the day at mt storm, ault park and then her front yard (if you can call that a yard). we spent zero time inside and all of it in the sunshine. running in circles, laying in the grass and at one point, throwing cherry juice all over. srsly.

whilst we were driving through hyde park on our way to ault, jamie looks at me and says 'we must go somewhere here.'

yeah, she got a 'wtf r u talking about???' look for that comment.

oh, and she also laughed in some womans face later in the day too. class act.

- 3 vodka/lemonade
- unknown amount of wine

- did not blackout

- woke up in a mess of pillows, some covering my face.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


went to jamies. made dinner for her and ashley. drank a lot of vodka. played football at UC at midnight. drank more vodka. drew pictures w/jamie. acted a gd fool.

Jamie: "All they do is sit on couches all day. I want to be a cat!'

- unknown amount of vodka

- blacked out

- woke up confused where i was at 4am. walked into a closet on accident. laid the f back down. srsly.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

72hr relationships.

this weekend was pretty brilliant. jacobs birthday. bad veins. bockfest. dmf. developed a 72hr relationship with someone from manhattan who kept my drinking in line by saying 'do NOT blackout, taylor'.

and i didn't blackout once this weekend. wtf, right? there were so many fucking amazing quotes (one clearly listed above), that it's hard to choose.

Adam B at the cookout trying to describe 'river' in catchphrase:
'it's long and wet!'... yeah.

Charlie in the car last night, observing a Argosy Casino billboard that had cars on it:
'Argosy Casino? let's go get some new cars guys. congratulations? 2 year lease? alright!'

Adam M describing me after a long Saturday morning/afternoon of getting smashed:
'Hi, my name is Taylor Grant. I behave well.'

- i drank a lot. of everything. but a lot of wine. duh.

- did not black out.

- woke up on floors/couches/beds/air mattresses. but slept about 7hrs the whole gd weekend.

au revoir for now, 72hrs...

Friday, March 6, 2009

dog parks for singles?

Like wtf? I went to the dog park with Fancy and we got fancy together. It's srsly like a singles mixer there. So dumb. 3 cases:

a) One girl told me she looked like the pug that won the dog show on tv.
My response: 'Yes, shes beautiful. Come on, Fancy.'

b) Another girl came up to me after I made the point to get away from all of that business. She proceeded to tell me she came over to me to talk b/c her dog was getting scared of others. And then wouldn't shut up. This is when I left.

c) Then on my way out? Some marshmallow bitch was like 'Is she growling or breathing?'
My response: 'She is breathing... come on, Fancy.'

Go to the dog park if you want to be harassed. Or take a friend that is the opposite sex and call them your significant other.

As far as drinking? I took it easy. On purpose. Crazy, right?

- a few glasses of wine
- 1 vodka/oj

- did not black out

- woke up happy!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

LOST and sock puppets and wine and jokes

corrie and i made sock puppets. then she said that LOST was keeping her form drinking. but this was the biggest lie ever. i watched her refill her wine glass a milli times and get totally wasted before the show was even over. girls...

- unknown amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- woke up in my bed w/someone stealing ALL of the gd blankets

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

magic tricks and wine.

jamie and i looked for snuggies. some guy at walgreens said we will never find them. sold out. we had tacos that looked like faces, so whatevz.

but then we got drunk. and jamie did magic tricks:
From 2009-03-04

very impressive.

- unknown amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- woke up @ 6am and srsly vomited. wtf?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

"at this point, i doubt your body ever has a chance to detox at all"

me : i used to use the word 'absolutely' too much in sentences... i have tried to end this. ha.
lu : nothing wrong with that word
lu : it's a good one
me : think of this: 'this is absolutely ridiculous.' 'you are absolutely ridiculous.' 'i cant believe what you said. its absolutely ridiculous.'
lu : i don't mind it
lu : it's hyperbolic
me : well then, this is perfect.
lu : absolutely perfect
me : this is being used in my blog

i spent all night on aim, drinking wine and acting a fool.

- unknown amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- woke up with a very upset stomach

Monday, March 2, 2009

tangled web.

two different people. two different quotes:

a) "youre right, drinking all day every day is perfectly acceptable and respectable."
*i love when ppl say things like this. the sarcasm is practically drowning itself. in vodka.

b) "here's a good idea: hang out with me more."
*i like this idea the most out the lot i received about tolerance. i'll see you soon, button.

so after the bottle, i finally found my flask. and finished it. and it worked.

- way too much vodka than someone should consume. even i was surprised.
- some small amount of wine

- did not black out

- woke up with wall-e repeating itself on my computer due to me falling asleep with it on.


this is the first post that has nothing to do with the previous nights derailing, but as stated: this is an emergency.

i have drank an entire bottle of vodka today. i am not 'that' drunk. i'm sitting here at my keyboard. i can see straight. i do not feel 'drunk'.

ughhh... and i hate to say this, b/c tucker max uses it, but when i say 'i'm not drunk', i mean i'm not 'taylor grant drunk'. and bitch please, i know all of you know what this looks like (i.e. saturday night/my life).

a friend of mine and i are speaking of putting a still in my basement:

drunk friend: you need some o' the 'shine.
drunk friend: we start our own still, Taylor, and we'll both be dead in six months, and likely take our friends with us. lol
me: i am so in

i want and hope this to be me and friends.

anyway, back to the emergency. i need a way to lower my tolerance. and i swear, if i get phone calls/texts/wtfever and any of you fools say 'stop drinking so much', you will not get a positive response.

thanks in advance.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Soup and chaos!

Last night for Corries soupruary. Incredible as usual. Then nst where Aileen fed me shots and PBR. Somehow 7 beers and multiple shots = $6!!! Holler!

- unknown amount of wine
- 7 PBRs
- some amount of vodka
- who knows what shots I did

- blacked out like a maniac

- woke up feeling like deathtown