tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54296645334634313672024-03-13T12:22:04.634-04:00Last Nights TrainwreckThe goal of this blog is to keep track of my daily drinking life in a simple manner.
It will contain what I had to drink, whether I blacked out and where I awoke the following morning. Oh, and maybe some choice quotes or events.
The number of drinks/shots of ceratin types of alcoholic beverages/spirits is going to get lost on occasion. When the word unknown appears as an amount, it represents excessive.
This is a celebration of life.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-41562522983356858902011-05-05T22:41:00.002-04:002011-05-05T22:41:24.394-04:00whut?i tried to tell junglecat about what i did last night but i couldn't remember. whoops.<div><br />
</div><div>- unknown amount of beer</div><div><br />
</div><div>- flashes of recognition</div><div><br />
</div><div>- woke up on the couch, very uncomfortable (which is hard, b/c it's denim and amazing)</div>Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-15699651407901146052011-05-04T11:25:00.000-04:002011-05-04T11:25:35.778-04:00adam: She likes to fucking drink, that's all I know about her.<br />
taylor: LOL THAT IS BEST<br />
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last night, amanda and i made dinner and then made up a secret dance/high five. suck it.<br />
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- unknown amount of vodka/oj<br />
- 6 beers?<br />
- 1 glass of wine<br />
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- flashes of recognition<br />
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- woke up on my couch with every electronic piece of equipment on in my apartment.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-75526615332964576552011-05-03T12:01:00.000-04:002011-05-03T12:01:39.268-04:00i've had too much to drink.long time, no see. things have been a bit much. had my first sober day this past saturday in 8 months. wtfever, massive bender.<br />
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washingtons house:<br />
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- unknown amount of beer<br />
- unknown amount of vodka<br />
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- blacked out<br />
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- woke up tangled in my blankets (literally)Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-72230471354131374762009-07-29T11:30:00.002-04:002009-07-29T11:41:01.960-04:00and months have passed:life hasn't been that 'OKAY THAT DRUNX' lately. i drink, but not to the degree it was before. until recently...<br /><br />jamie has been working crazy long hours. i mean, she wasn't home until like 1am last night. so yes, 'OKAY THAT DRUNX'.<br /><br />prime examples being the texts i sent last night...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">to Corrie</span><br /><br />1. Sorry, so drunk that i can NOT understand Final Fantasy. This means major problems 4reals.<br />2. Halo<br />3. HALO<br />4. Lololooo<br />5. That meant to say HALP notn<br /> halo lokensome<br /> Video<br /> Gameop<br /><br />yep, it looks just like that in my phone...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">to Kevin</span><br /><br />1. Drunh wizard nionskjne<br />2. Hoe anor tfat<br />3. Got ir gigglez<br />4. ISP address<br />5. Decide that<br />6. Decode infinity<br /><br />And that's when jamie got home. All the nonsense texting stopped and no one else was harrassed.<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine all day long<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- woke up wanting indian food and laughingTaylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-63062481827225461802009-05-13T10:02:00.003-04:002009-05-13T10:04:51.457-04:00yay fire pit!we bought a fire pit for our side yard yesterday! we had Adam bring over logs and we built... well, a fire. And then we all grilled out and got drunk. minus Adam, he ate Lee's Famous Chicken. ha.<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br />- some amount of margarita<br /><br />- did not blackout<br /><br />- woke up and looked out the window to this dumb rain.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-77088306189655105492009-05-12T10:00:00.001-04:002009-05-13T10:02:07.250-04:00canceled family dinnermade an old sicilian pasta sauce. was brilliant. watched movies. passed out.<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- terrible sleep. both of us tossed and turned all night.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-89697720309293193312009-05-11T15:44:00.002-04:002009-05-11T15:47:36.015-04:00... oops.this blog has fallen to pieces. why? am i too busy? no. haha.<br /><br />this is me telling myself that it is time to get back on this.<br /><br />so last night? not much of a trainwreck. more like me and jamie watching movies and not drinking. like srsly. but i did have a few glasses of wine at the grandparents... what am i??? a grownup now???<br /><br />- a few glasses of wine<br /><br />- did NOT blackout<br /><br />- woke up and made out w/jamie. maybe did it a little. who knows.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-6328991606996133962009-04-21T19:00:00.002-04:002009-04-21T19:09:20.141-04:00UPDATEWow. It has been forever. Jamie and I keep busy. Sorry, blog :(<br /><br />But yeah yeah, been keeping up. Threw another Mansions&Bitches. Went incredible. Made out some more/Jamie. Still unemployed and laughing. Bought Serato Scratch Live today! Oh, and...<br /><br />NEW BASEMENT JAXX!!!<br /><br />http://www.ohhcrapp.net/2009/04/basement-jaxx-are-back.html<br /><br />BANANAS HOT!<br /><br />Mansions&Bitches will be playing this friday at Jamie and Kirk's Sequin Party, so come show your face and dance. Bitches.<br /><br />- some amount of whiskey (finally drinking this again, who knows why i quit)<br />- unknown amount of wine<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- woke up with jamie kissing me goodbye before class <3 GAYTaylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-43399713887867320772009-03-30T14:51:00.002-04:002009-03-30T14:54:34.881-04:00ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG<span style="font-size:180%;">HOLY FUCK</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />no drinks. all day. zero. nil. none.<br /><br />on purpose.<br /><br />i had spoke to jamie about my 'problem' and asked her how long she wanted me to live...<br /><br />so i drank water and watched three documentaries with her.<br /><br />- i drank nothing<br /><br />- did not black out<br /><br />- woke up happy, sober and with no hangover.<br /></span>Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-2676120348837865552009-03-26T12:54:00.001-04:002009-03-26T12:56:28.428-04:00bunk spacejamie and i went to yusef and kevin's show last night and it was pretty rad. then we drank way too much wine. this led to me driving and getting us LOST somehow. good thing iPhones have gps these days...<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br />- some amount of vodka/oj<br /><br />-blacked out<br /><br />- woke up feeling like hell and making jamie take some gd vitamins so we don't get sick!Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-67560826999911132892009-03-25T12:49:00.002-04:002009-03-26T12:54:12.206-04:00Kris turned 27!!!We all went out to Brewhouse for Kris' bday and got smashed. Afterward, we came back to our apt and then continued the shenanigans. This is where Kris decided to get on Minda's shoulders and fell off, splitting his head open. I ran and broke my toe. It is now purple. <br /><br />We are so awesome, right?<br /><br />Happy birthday, Keestang.<br /><br />- unknown amount of beer<br />- unknown amount of vodka/oj<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- woke up and pushed jamie aroundTaylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-6355940070665257302009-03-24T14:31:00.002-04:002009-03-24T14:35:19.569-04:00100th BLOG POST!so i made it to 100! how about that... someone want to pay me to drink and update? no. does anyone want to buy me a drink for this? maybe. am i going to continue drinking and updating? yes.<br /><br />3 questions. a no. a maybe. a yes.<br /><br />so yesterday, jamie and i went to devou park and spread out on a blanket in the sun. it was very enjoyable, due to the fact we took a ton of vodka/oj. oh, and the fact that i love her. ha. we spent the rest of the evening with kris and kat and crashed a bit early.<br /><br />- unknown amount of vodka/oj<br />- 1 beer<br /><br />- did not blackout<br /><br />- woke up tangled in our blanketsTaylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-44824724396902100732009-03-23T12:44:00.002-04:002009-03-23T12:48:37.388-04:00sunny days in the parkswow. i really need to get back on the wagon for this blog...<br /><br />yesterday, we went up to stephen and claudia's with minda, evey and jacob. then we drank wine. a lot of wine. stephen and i did double shots of vodka at one point. all before 5pm. later, jamie had jesse and linda over. where we drank. more wine.<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br />- double shot of vodka<br />- some amount of beer<br /><br />- did not blackout<br /><br />- woke up in sunshine w/jamie and the catTaylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-4111663066503438402009-03-20T12:18:00.003-04:002009-03-20T12:24:47.375-04:00it has been almost a week...since my last post, and a bit has changed. yes, i have been drinking. but now with a girlfriend. ha. for some reason, she doesn't notice that she has been drinking everyday. but wait... that's the same thing kris said when we moved in together.<br /><br />silly ppl.<br /><br />- 4 glasses of wine<br />- unknown amount of vodka/oj<br /><br />- did not blackout<br /><br />- woke up w/jamie stealing all of the blankets. typical.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-55691181049156234462009-03-14T14:25:00.002-04:002009-03-14T14:54:59.564-04:00i have no idea what to write:fun food at jamies. drunk before i even ate. made caterpillars with tofu dogs. drank more.ended up at grammars. drank more? yes. jacob brought out a pinata and thye filled it with popcorn. we smashed the fuck out of it. went back to jamies. drank more. until 6am.<br /><br />jamie: 'watch this guys. he's really strong.'<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br />- unknown amount of PBR<br />- shots with jeremy<br />- who knows wtf else<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- no sleep. at all. zero again.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-11058740015535916182009-03-13T14:23:00.002-04:002009-03-13T15:31:11.550-04:00a tired day:watched a lot of football. drank 2 liters of vodka/oj by 3pm. passed the fuck out. woke up at 5pm. watched more football with kris.<br /><br />Man U for UEFA Champ + FA CUP!<br /><br />- 2 liters of vodka/oj<br />- unknown amount of wine<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- woke up and turned FSC back on. thrilling. ha.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-55749385247144180372009-03-12T10:48:00.004-04:002009-03-12T12:44:40.204-04:00Corrie: THREE WORDS: OKAY THAT DRUNXwent to jamies. drew a mountain with a castle on it. and a scuba diving cat. this drawing pretty much sums up what a jokebox last night was.<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br />- 4 PBRs<br /><br />- did not blackout<br /><br />- sleep? if you want to count me going to bed at 8am this morning here.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-85354444725633128222009-03-11T14:04:00.002-04:002009-03-11T14:17:36.850-04:0070deg/parks all day long/mean facejamie and i spent the day at mt storm, ault park and then her front yard (if you can call that a yard). we spent zero time inside and all of it in the sunshine. running in circles, laying in the grass and at one point, throwing cherry juice all over. srsly.<br /><br />whilst we were driving through hyde park on our way to ault, jamie looks at me and says 'we must go somewhere here.'<br /><br />yeah, she got a 'wtf r u talking about???' look for that comment.<br /><br />oh, and she also laughed in some womans face later in the day too. class act.<br /><br />- 3 vodka/lemonade<br />- unknown amount of wine<br /><br />- did not blackout<br /><br />- woke up in a mess of pillows, some covering my face.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-85948766999204019182009-03-10T17:02:00.002-04:002009-03-10T17:12:07.518-04:00drawing/sewing/vodkawent to jamies. made dinner for her and ashley. drank a lot of vodka. played football at UC at midnight. drank more vodka. drew pictures w/jamie. acted a gd fool.<br /><br />Jamie: "All they do is sit on couches all day. I want to be a cat!'<br /><br />- unknown amount of vodka<br /><br />- blacked out<br /><br />- woke up confused where i was at 4am. walked into a closet on accident. laid the f back down. srsly.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-41636424815366135972009-03-08T18:46:00.007-04:002009-03-09T14:56:15.255-04:0072hr relationships.this weekend was pretty brilliant. jacobs birthday. bad veins. bockfest. dmf. developed a 72hr relationship with someone from manhattan who kept my drinking in line by saying 'do NOT blackout, taylor'.<br /><br />and i didn't blackout once this weekend. wtf, right? there were so many fucking amazing quotes (one clearly listed above), that it's hard to choose.<br /><br />Adam B at the cookout trying to describe 'river' in catchphrase:<br />'it's long and wet!'... yeah.<br /><br />Charlie in the car last night, observing a Argosy Casino billboard that had cars on it:<br />'Argosy Casino? let's go get some new cars guys. congratulations? 2 year lease? alright!'<br /><br />Adam M describing me after a long Saturday morning/afternoon of getting smashed:<br />'Hi, my name is Taylor Grant. I behave well.'<br /><br />- i drank a lot. of everything. but a lot of wine. duh.<br /><br />- did not black out.<br /><br />- woke up on floors/couches/beds/air mattresses. but slept about 7hrs the whole gd weekend.<br /><br />au revoir for now, 72hrs...Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-37938826130973536282009-03-06T11:58:00.002-05:002009-03-06T12:08:18.384-05:00dog parks for singles?Like wtf? I went to the dog park with Fancy and we got fancy together. It's srsly like a singles mixer there. So dumb. 3 cases:<br /><br />a) One girl told me she looked like the pug that won the dog show on tv. <br /> My response: 'Yes, shes beautiful. Come on, Fancy.'<br /><br />b) Another girl came up to me after I made the point to get away from all of that business. She proceeded to tell me she came over to me to talk b/c her dog was getting scared of others. And then wouldn't shut up. This is when I left.<br /><br />c) Then on my way out? Some marshmallow bitch was like 'Is she growling or breathing?' <br /> My response: 'She is breathing... come on, Fancy.'<br /><br />Go to the dog park if you want to be harassed. Or take a friend that is the opposite sex and call them your significant other. <br /><br />As far as drinking? I took it easy. On purpose. Crazy, right?<br /><br />- a few glasses of wine<br />- 1 vodka/oj<br /><br />- did not black out<br /><br />- woke up happy!Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-45643694101752598082009-03-05T10:59:00.003-05:002009-03-06T12:21:13.368-05:00LOST and sock puppets and wine and jokescorrie and i made sock puppets. then she said that LOST was keeping her form drinking. but this was the biggest lie ever. i watched her refill her wine glass a milli times and get totally wasted before the show was even over. girls...<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- woke up in my bed w/someone stealing ALL of the gd blanketsTaylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-62680448433625814522009-03-04T13:43:00.004-05:002009-03-04T16:53:23.895-05:00magic tricks and wine.jamie and i looked for snuggies. some guy at walgreens said we will never find them. sold out. we had tacos that looked like faces, so whatevz.<br /><br />but then we got drunk. and jamie did magic tricks:<br /><table style="width:auto;"><tr><td><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/QIRAsHcYbnoo3QrflB54CA?authkey=Gv1sRgCI7K9fmx-7n5_gE&feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Ihw9y0cfkN4/Sa7KFVq4nrI/AAAAAAAAA3g/3_-MMFwMmJo/s144/012.jpg" /></a></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right">From <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/tlouisgrant/20090304?authkey=Gv1sRgCI7K9fmx-7n5_gE&feat=embedwebsite">2009-03-04</a></td></tr></table><br />very impressive.<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- woke up @ 6am and srsly vomited. wtf?Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-1710920260799591022009-03-03T22:38:00.000-05:002009-03-04T13:43:35.323-05:00"at this point, i doubt your body ever has a chance to detox at all"me : i used to use the word 'absolutely' too much in sentences... i have tried to end this. ha.<br />lu : nothing wrong with that word<br />lu : it's a good one<br />me : think of this: 'this is absolutely ridiculous.' 'you are absolutely ridiculous.' 'i cant believe what you said. its absolutely ridiculous.'<br />lu : i don't mind it<br />lu : it's hyperbolic<br />me : well then, this is perfect.<br />lu : absolutely perfect<br />me : this is being used in my blog<br /><br />i spent all night on aim, drinking wine and acting a fool.<br /><br />- unknown amount of wine<br /><br />- flashes of recognition<br /><br />- woke up with a very upset stomachTaylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5429664533463431367.post-85840192792091599532009-03-02T01:20:00.004-05:002009-03-02T15:14:49.994-05:00tangled web.two different people. two different quotes:<br /><br />a) "youre right, drinking all day every day is perfectly acceptable and respectable."<br />*i love when ppl say things like this. the sarcasm is practically drowning itself. in vodka.<br /><br />b) "here's a good idea: hang out with me more."<br />*i like this idea the most out the lot i received about tolerance. i'll see you soon, button.<br /><br />so after the bottle, i finally found my flask. and finished it. and it worked.<br /><br />- way too much vodka than someone should consume. even i was surprised.<br />- some small amount of wine<br /><br />- did not black out<br /><br />- woke up with wall-e repeating itself on my computer due to me falling asleep with it on.Taylor Towerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15754173049962790485noreply@blogger.com0