Friday, January 30, 2009

wine when i walked in the door

- unknown amount of wine

- blacked out

- awoke on the couch @ 4am and crawled to my bed

Thursday, January 29, 2009

as much as i hate the cold/snow/ice, i love not going to work.

kris and i stayed home and watched all the snow/ice continue to make a mess.

- 1 sparks
- some amount of whiskey/oj
- unknown amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- woke up tired, wanting more sleepy snow days.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

the weather started.

it took 1hr to get home from work yesterday. mainly b/c where i work, never lets anyone leave early. not awesome. at all.

but then i ran around threw snow at ppl and at cars.

- some amount of vodka/oj
- ran out of vodka and drunk unknown amount of whiskey/vodka

- flashes of recognition

- woke up and watched kate scrape ice off of her car why i threw snow at her. then i decided to stay home, due to a level 3 snow emergency.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

stupid weather. stupid cold.

- unknown amount of vodka/oj

- did not black out

- woke up at 5am and looked outside to this ridiculous snow. and then drove to work even though i couldn't see any lines on the fucking road or highway.

Monday, January 26, 2009

and the drinking started at 10am

ej, cubs, kris and i continued the drinking from the previous night early. somehow after brunch, we ended up at a liquor store all buying things. the item i purchased was 'kush', something lil wayne drinks. ha.

- 1/2 bottle of kush
- 2 sparks
- unknown amount of vodka/oj

- did not black out

- awoke hitting snooze a milli times, and mad that the work week has restarted...

Sunday, January 25, 2009

boys day/night

i drank an entire bottle of tequila. wtf...

- 1 bottle of tequila/margarita mix
- 1 sparks
- some amount of vodka/oj
- whiskey at some point
- i'm sure other alcohol was in there

- blacked out

- woke up feeling fantastic and rdy for brunch.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

c&d dance

sleep @ 4am. awake @ 8am. typical.

- unknown amount of beer
- unknown amount of vodka/oj
- 2 sparks

- flashes of recognition

- woke up thinking i had to work, but then poured a drink knowing that i had the day free.

Friday, January 23, 2009

lazy evening.

"time to get up, gyp."
"i'm getting breakfast w/kat..."
"i hate you."

someone from work saw sparks at a gas station, bought it and brought it to work for me. ace.

- some amount of wine
- 1 beer
- 1 sparks
- unknown amount of whiskey

- flashes of recognition

- kate was my alarm due to my phone being an idiot.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

LOST party @ Adams

someone talked to me about my 'drinking' this morning.
"you're going to crash."
"into the ground."
and here i was thinking i would derail...

- 1 sparks
- unknown amount of whiskey
- *adam just reminded me that i drank champagne. ha

- blacked out

- woke up at 5am AGAIN. wtf...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


kris and i have some kind of sickness and we both stayed home from work yesterday. i made the executive decision to drink whiskey to cure myself.

later in the evening, i attended the blue ball at nst and shared my beer with ppl to pass on germs. i'm such a gentleman.

- 4 glasses of whiskey
- 2 sparks
- 3 beers

- did not black out

- woke up at 5am due to nightmares... again.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

there is a bailey's with ice in the freezer...

Howard: "Where am I?"

Old Gregg: "Gregg's place. You've been asleep. Do you want a little drinky? I'll get you a drink. You like Bailey's? Mmmm... creamy. Soft, creamy beige."

yeah, we called a bar in minneapolis to get their 'secret' irishtini recipe. turns out it was 1 part baileys/1 part jameson. real hard, i know. we doubled the whiskey of course.

- 2 glasses of whiskey
- 4 vodka/oj
- 2 vodka tonics
- irishtini (bailey's/jameson)

- flashes of recognition

- woke up on my floor... i blame all of this on old gregg.

Monday, January 19, 2009

breathing whiskey:

wake to basil hayden. repeat into the evening.

- unknown amount of basil hayden bourbon (buy it if you haven't had it before)
- 2 glasses of wine
- 2 beers
- a large amount of vodka/oj

- flashes of recognition (towards the evening)

- awoke twisted in my blankets.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

ex/drink/daap party

cancel hair appt. meet with ex for the first time in months. pick tony up. party source. drink with friends. nap. wake. drink. daap party. take tony home.

- unknown amount of whiskey
- 6 sparks
- some amount of wine was in there...

- flashes of recognition

- awoke from a terrible dream, shaking my head to get out of it

Saturday, January 17, 2009

crazy fox tired

- unknown amount of sparks
- unknown amount of wine

- blacked out

- passed out on our couch with people over

Friday, January 16, 2009

gypsy potluck

lots of gypsies. lots of food. lots of alcohol. i ended the night drinking wine out the bottle in my bed.

- 1 sparks
- unknown amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- awoke and searched for my knit hat forever. and failed.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

tony & kat

'what's she taste like?'

- 1 sparks
- unknown amount of vodka/oj
- some amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- woke up with 3hrs of sleep

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

black out before midnight

"did i act a fool last night?" asked person 1.
"i have no idea. i blacked out before midnight." answered person 2.
"so did i..." responded person 1.


- unknown amount of vodka/oj/champagne

- blacked out

- awoke like 10x (the blanket kept getting stolen)

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

24hr flu

- unknown amount of wine
- 2 or 3 vodka/oj

- flashes of recognition

- awoke sick as fuck in my bed

Monday, January 12, 2009

Chaos since the move...

Really haven't been updating bc of the move, but I can assure you: I have been a fucking drunk mess since the last update. No sober day, lots of parties/blackouts, gypsies all over the fucking place and no sleep.

In the most terrible of news, Sparks in now out of production 4realz (as of Jan 10th, 2009). Tragic loss. It is still available for us in some locations in the tri-state, but will soon be gone. I have stocked my fridge and will continue to until it is no where in sight.

<3 u, Sparks. Don't miss ur face yet, bc u live in my fridge atm.

And the update from last nights trainwreck:

- unknown amount of vodka/oj
- 2 glasses of wine

- did not black out

- awoke in my bed a horrible mess, with a sinus infection. gratz.

Friday, January 2, 2009

lazy evening

- unknown amount of wine

- flashes of recognition

- woke up on the couch in the living room

Thursday, January 1, 2009

2009 is mine!

- unknown amount of everything on the planet that has the word 'alcohol' in it

- blacked the fuck out

- woke up on a couch in Jon's studio